A fictional lesbian,
yesterday.

A quick look at the BBC website reveals such shock horror headlines as George Michael to “marry” partner, and Williams wins ‘gay’ libel damages.

Good heavens, good gracious! Why, oh why, oh why do the BBC seem entirely unable to allude to the concept of homosexuality without making it at the same time look as if it doesn’t really exist. Homosexuality does exist. It is, as we all know, lesbianism that is entirely fictional. Even Queen Victoria knew that.

Without getting too spiky haired and sensibly shoed about what is probably merely a misinterpretation of coincidence on my part, doesn’t this look a little bit rather patronising, as if these kind-natured “normal” folk are only grudgingly reporting on these crazy alternative and mildly not actually “real” lifestyles.

It would certainly seem a little odd considering how many big nancy poof homo fruits work there.

Allegedly.

p.s. Robbie, if you don’t want people to think you’re gay, then don’t constantly flirt with other men or mince about like a bumboy.

p.p.s. Loving the pink trim.