I think the reason why I so rarely update any of my various journals these days is that I’m so busy actually living the sporadic and yet stupendously demanding events of day to day Benji life that I so rarely have the time to record them. Thus they mount up and up as a backlog of things to write down. Thus I can’t be bothered.

But not today.

Today I got up at 11:30 and fried some eggs. Then I watched Buffy.

Stick that in your biography and smoke it.