Not satisfied with simply being the voice of BT’s SMS to landlines service, noted Timelord and famous lunatic Sir Tom Baker (come on, if ape-faced Tom Jones can get a knighthood then anyone can) now seems to while away his hours spamming my guestbook with badly coded adverts for Viagra:

I think what’s most endearing about these ads is that, for whatever reason, they seem to have specifically selected Tom’s face for their avatar. And I’m touched he’s “secretly envious of me’, though Tom Baker with penis envy is just a very strange concept.

Maybe he’s been doing Little Britain for too long. It certainly brings a whole new validity to his Symphony rant of “getting a stalk on.”