A pretty picture that I scribbled on the back of a memo note, part subconsciously, whilst I was on the phone to a delightfully patronising, rude and ignorant bitch at work.
Let’s play “guess Ben’s emotional state.”
The first one to guess correctly wins 5 minutes alone with me in a small room after another long day at work without a break.
Are you wearing speedos? I’m partial to boxers when I’m about to hack someone to bits. Just sayin…
Actually it’s a thong. With fishnets. To say nothing of course of the high heeled boots.
I find that transvestism goes very well with first degree murder. It just doesn’t scan very well on HP machines.
The long coat is very you.
That’s Moira Stuart. I’m sure it is. Look at the menacing way she’s saying ‘Good Morning’.