I get intensely irritated by people who just dismiss something out of hand, before they’ve even given it a chance. I’m infuriated in particular by fussy eaters, but particularly ones who decide they don’t like something without having ever even tried it -

“Ooh, sushi! Yuk! Don’t like the idea of that! Horrible stuff!”
“The idea? So you haven’t tried it? Then how do you know it’s horrible?”
“Well, it’s raw fish isn’t it?”

That said however, this looks like the biggest pile of shit since Nellie the Elephant went out on the town with the girls and ended up at the Light of Raj curry house on vindaloo night.

Please leave this poorly beloved and tired corpse to rest in peace. Stop digging it up and screwing every last gold tooth out of it. The idea is about as original as anything with Matt Le Blanc in it and, if certain rumours prove true, won’t even be as well “acted”.