The Boy Who Could But Didn’t » I like coats with big pockets

18 May, 2007

I like coats with big pockets

because I usually have the following in them:

  • Notebook
  • Pen
  • An unopened letter I’ve picked up on the way out of the flat and keep forgetting to read.
  • Cigarettes
  • Lighter
  • Box of matches (having thought I’d forgotten my lighter the previous day only to find it in my trouser pocket)
  • Pocketwatch (usually with one of several infuriating faults)
  • Phone (with essential built in camera)
  • Chewing gum (usually one solitary piece I can’t bring myself to eat, wrapped in the oilcloth of what once was foil)
  • Loose receipts (v useful for used chewing gum in no-bin situations)
  • Wallet (quaint affectation these days)
  • Keys (occasionally with TARDIS key)
  • Loose change (usually 2p pieces I’ve seen and picked up for luck. Tuppences are lucky. Pennies are not)

    I don’t like bags, you see. A good coat with lots of pockets is like a best friend you can share a bed with. You do everything together, and they carry the components of what makes up your universe.

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