Or so they say. I remember Roger Mellie inventing one of these years ago on Tomorrow’s World. If you’re a bit perplexed as to what this is, then it does become more obvious the further down you scroll.
My only question is, as usual, why? Why? Is this for the congenitally lazy or the impossibly busy? Either way I’ll add it to my list of reasons for why I remain eternally perplexed by self-loving rich wankers.
Well… could it be some sort of assistance device for disabled people?
[What I really want to know is how YOU came across it. :)]
I’ll give you exactly ten seconds to rephrase that question…
Disabled device for assistance people? People device for disabled assistance?
Oh, you mean… Oh. Oh dear.
No one would believe that was completely unintentional, would they?
I’m disabled, but I bet the Social Services won’t fund that particular piece of assistance equipment for me. Although I might give it a try.
So, you’re saying I shouldn’t have ordered one for each of my male friends and relatives for Christmas presents?