8 November, 2007
PD: What’s Patrick Wolf’s middle name?
[1 minute later]
AQA: Patrick Wolf was born Patrick Apps on 30th June 1983 at St Thomas’ Hospital. He is a singer-songwriter from South London. He has no middle name.
Cue arguing between the gays, BL insisting that he does indeed have a middle name, and that it is *****. PD ultimately texts back:
PD: Is Patrick Wolf’s middle name *****?
[wait 10 minutes for a reply]
AQA: No, Patrick Wolf’s middle name is not *****; he does not have a middle name. There are no people living in the UK called Patrick ***** Wolf either.
At that point we though it best to just leave it. It wasn’t worth paying another pound just to upset someone.
…but AQA win a prize sometimes for the creativity of their answers.
They once told me that the origin of the word ‘blowjob’ was from Roman
England and is actually a conflation of below job; apparently Romans
believed the act should be carried out below ground or after sunset to avoid being seen
by the Gods.
I thought this was quite inventive!
Comment by Bunty — 8 November, 2007, 1:37 pm
Your parents are inventive naming you *****. :P
Loved your comment, by the way. I plan to get those disc cookies again sometime soon.
Comment by andophiroxia — 8 November, 2007, 11:23 pm