Hallo. I’m Maureen, the mildly despondent pumpkin. I have seasonal affective disorder. Have pity on me.
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The Boy Who Could But Didn't by Ben Leto is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.0 UK: England & Wales License.
Based on a work at benleto.com.
Aw. I feel your pain, Maureen. :)
And having finally sliced her open, gutted, diced, baked and boiled her, you can really taste her misery.