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7 February, 2008

The price of love

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  1. Tattooed girl: It says SUPERMARKET, Your Honour!
    Judge Judy: Ha!
    Tattooed girl: What’s so funny?
    Judge Judy: Did I ask you to ask me what’s so funny?!
    Tattooed girl: …
    Judge Judy: Damn kids today with their tattoos and their lip… Tattoos and lip! That’s all kids are today. And what do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Artist?
    Artist: …
    Judge Judy: Well?
    Artist: …
    Bailiff: I don’t think he speaks English, Judge.
    Judge Judy: Ha! Figures! But at least you know your Chinese. Isn’t that right, smart guy? Despicable. Absolutely rotten. To play such a nasty joke on a sixteen year old girl! Oh I bet you and the boys down at the ink shop thought it was a riot at the time. But I’ll show you who laughs last in my court room.
    Courtroom: Haha! Go Judy! Go Judy!
    Judge Judy: I am suspending your tattoo license for six months. You are also required to refund Miss Raine the cost of her ersatz tats. This court is adjourned.

    Comment by Brad — 9 February, 2008, 7:19 am

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