Something odd is happening this morning. No less than three times in one hour have I seen men with very very blue eyes and a visibly bleeding cut on their right arm. The first was a man who sat next to me on the bus with blood slightly seeping through a thin bandage on his forearm, the second was a man buying a paper in the newsagents as I bought some juice, and the third walked past me just before I got to the office.

Nanites? Bad Wolf? Attack of the Coincidentally Clumsy People?

Or do you just want fish?