26 June, 2008


13 October, 2007

21 June, 2007

18 October, 2006
The most productive thing I’ve done in a meeting
And also the most creative I’ve been in this job.

I wonder if they all thought I was furiously taking notes.
3 July, 2006

Just what is The Face of Boateng’s final message to Herman the Tosser?
7 June, 2006


11 May, 2006
You know I get these silly moods…

In fact, now I think about it, I think I could come up with far more pertinent shock tactics to stop people from smoking…

28 April, 2006

A pretty picture that I scribbled on the back of a memo note, part subconsciously, whilst I was on the phone to a delightfully patronising, rude and ignorant bitch at work.
Let’s play “guess Ben’s emotional state.”
The first one to guess correctly wins 5 minutes alone with me in a small room after another long day at work without a break.
16 July, 2005