The Boy Who Could But Didn’t » temps perdu

4 April, 2008

Pallett en Paris

7 February, 2008

The price of love

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7139492.stm

4 February, 2008

Oh My Gods…

Now here is one thing I will certainly be watching at the cinema. The original series has also finally be scheduled for release in English on DVD this year. If you still don’t have a clue what I’m talking about, then watch the video below. To a certain generation: if you haven’t watched this since you were a kid, then you may very well cry seeing it again. If you never watched this as a kid, then you’re more than likely not of a certain generation.

Sing along, everyone…

16 January, 2008

Why do people think Tom Cruise is mad?

Watch this rant and find out.

(Updated. Twice. Those Scientologists really don’t seem to want people watching this.)

15 January, 2008

Redundant Nerd Flotsam

The recent desktop obsessions of a full time nerd, obsessive and schoolgirl masquerading as a part time novelist…

The Final Five, January 2008 Westley from The Princess Bride The World In Thirds The Time War Mark’s tribute to The Wolf Quinze, May 2007 Barbie in the Bath, April 2007 Patrick and Craig, December 2006

Vancouver Patrick Accident and Emergency, November 2006


Input over output. Input over output. Input over output…

8 November, 2007

Any Question Answered

PD: What’s Patrick Wolf’s middle name?

[1 minute later]
AQA: Patrick Wolf was born Patrick Apps on 30th June 1983 at St Thomas’ Hospital. He is a singer-songwriter from South London. He has no middle name.

Cue arguing between the gays, BL insisting that he does indeed have a middle name, and that it is *****. PD ultimately texts back:

PD: Is Patrick Wolf’s middle name *****?

[wait 10 minutes for a reply]

AQA: No, Patrick Wolf’s middle name is not *****; he does not have a middle name. There are no people living in the UK called Patrick ***** Wolf either.

At that point we though it best to just leave it. It wasn’t worth paying another pound just to upset someone.

19 September, 2007

Camp resolve

14 August, 2007

Only in Japan

Or so they say. I remember Roger Mellie inventing one of these years ago on Tomorrow’s World. If you’re a bit perplexed as to what this is, then it does become more obvious the further down you scroll.

My only question is, as usual, why? Why? Is this for the congenitally lazy or the impossibly busy? Either way I’ll add it to my list of reasons for why I remain eternally perplexed by self-loving rich wankers.

25 June, 2007

All time greatest find in the whole of today

14 June, 2007

She makes the bad things in life go away